Comix fans go CRACCAs over Constantine

Yet another pressure group has sprung up, this one provoked by Keanu Reeve’s latest blasphemy-fest Constantine. Concerned Readers Against Crap Comics Adaptations (CRACCAS being the apposite acronym) was founded by Nick Barlow on the eve of the film’s release in the UK. They are upset at the choice of lead actor for the Hollywood adaptation of Hellblazer, one of the group’s sacred texts.

We’ll be protesting outside cinemas who show this offence against taste, decency, and legendary characters and urging people to avoid Constantine and find redemption at their local comics shop instead.

CRACCA’s membership figures remain the subject of much conjecture (by Mediawatchwatch), but estimates range from 2 (there is at least one other member) to 50,000.


3 Responses to “Comix fans go CRACCAs over Constantine

  1. Nick says:

    While I can’t confirm actual numbers, I can confirm that we’ve doubled our membership in the last few hours.

  2. tom p says:

    That must make you the fastest growing organisation in britain. Surely now you will be inundated by media requests

  3. darren says:

    hey NICK stick to your comics any stop whingeing