Comments on: Beyer and Reid enjoy day in The Sun http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/2005/12/16/beyer-and-reid-enjoy-day-in-the-sun/ Watching. Pointing. Laughing. Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:09:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mike http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/2005/12/16/beyer-and-reid-enjoy-day-in-the-sun/comment-page-1/#comment-4700 Mike Sat, 17 Dec 2005 06:13:29 +0000 http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/?p=314#comment-4700 " When Jesus raised his eyes and saw that a large crowd was coming to him, he said to Philip, “Where can we buy enough food for them to eat?” 6 He said this to test them, because he himself knew what he was going to do... 9 There is a boy here who has five barely loaves and two fish; but what good are these for so many. 10 Jesus said, “Have the people recline.” Now there was a great deal of grass in that place. So the men reclined about five thousand in number." Feeding the five thousand? oldest trick in the book, why christians can't see this never ceases to amaze me, the 'great deal of grass' is the giveaway, so easy for the miraculous loaves and fishes to have been concealed in the grass, ready to be produced at a moments notice, the 'miracle' is further exposed as a sham a little later, when Jesus is asked to repeat it the next day, this one he wasn't expecting, and could only waffle on about bread from heaven... "For the bread of God is that which comes down from heaven and gives life to the world.” 34 So they said to him, “Sir, give us this bread always.” 35 Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me will never hunger, and whoever believes in me will never thirst” Possibly the first recorded illusionist in history, pity his scams have caused untold misery to millions down the ages.... ” When Jesus raised his eyes and saw that a large crowd was coming to him, he said to Philip, “Where can we buy enough food for them to eat?” 6 He said this to test them, because he himself knew what he was going to do… 9 There is a boy here who has five barely loaves and two fish; but what good are these for so many. 10 Jesus said, “Have the people recline.” Now there was a great deal of grass in that place. So the men reclined about five thousand in number.”

Feeding the five thousand? oldest trick in the book, why christians can’t see this never ceases to amaze me, the ‘great deal of grass’ is the giveaway, so easy for the miraculous loaves and fishes to have been concealed in the grass, ready to be produced at a moments notice, the ‘miracle’ is further exposed as a sham a little later, when Jesus is asked to repeat it the next day, this one he wasn’t expecting, and could only waffle on about bread from heaven…

“For the bread of God is that which comes down from heaven and gives life to the world.” 34 So they said to him, “Sir, give us this bread always.” 35 Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me will never hunger, and whoever believes in me will never thirst”

Possibly the first recorded illusionist in history, pity his scams have caused untold misery to millions down the ages….

]]> By: Peter Gasston http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/2005/12/16/beyer-and-reid-enjoy-day-in-the-sun/comment-page-1/#comment-4698 Peter Gasston Fri, 16 Dec 2005 16:21:26 +0000 http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/?p=314#comment-4698 "Jesus actually healed people, raised the dead and forgave sins" - I'd like proof of one and two, and as for three: I forgive everyone their sins. Am I holy now? “Jesus actually healed people, raised the dead and forgave sins” – I’d like proof of one and two, and as for three: I forgive everyone their sins. Am I holy now?

]]> By: Dan Factor http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/2005/12/16/beyer-and-reid-enjoy-day-in-the-sun/comment-page-1/#comment-4696 Dan Factor Fri, 16 Dec 2005 14:02:28 +0000 http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/?p=314#comment-4696 Channel 4 are right to pock fun at relegious beliefs that revolve around "miracles". Miracles are nothing but fantasy! Jesus did not heel people, raise the dead or anything like that. It's all a load of fantasy. These Christians are probably offended because Channel 4 are exposing their beliefs for what they are... utter rubbish! Channel 4 are right to pock fun at relegious beliefs that revolve around “miracles”.
Miracles are nothing but fantasy! Jesus did not heel people, raise the dead or anything like that.
It’s all a load of fantasy. These Christians are probably offended because Channel 4 are exposing their beliefs for what they are… utter rubbish!

]]> By: craig http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/2005/12/16/beyer-and-reid-enjoy-day-in-the-sun/comment-page-1/#comment-4695 craig Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:45:15 +0000 http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/?p=314#comment-4695 glad to hear he is still alive, no wait, i aren't. this paticular show sounds dumb, but i'll watch it anyway, safe in teh knowledge that some christians somewhere are being offended and writing strongly worded letters. *sighs contently* glad to hear he is still alive, no wait, i aren’t. this paticular show sounds dumb, but i’ll watch it anyway, safe in teh knowledge that some christians somewhere are being offended and writing strongly worded letters. *sighs contently*

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