I know it’s childish, but I’ve always found it funny that you need only remove one letter to turn Mormon into Moron.

I know, I know. I’ve been doing it for years, and I’ve got a pile of m’s I just don’t know what to do with. They’re all over the house. I keep hoping for a nice vision or the smell of a nice meal, so I can utter mmm, and get rid of three at a time. I could sell them on eBay, of course – or I wonder if the makers of M&Ms might like to buy some to put on their packets. I could keep writing ‘dimethylaminomethyleneaminomethylenedimethylammonium’, since there are nine m’s in it, but who would wish to read that over and over again. There are five in ‘ammopalladammonium’ and ‘formaldehydetetramethylamidofluorimum’ and four in ‘mummydom’, ‘mammiform’, ‘mammonism’, ‘mummiform’, ‘Mohammedism’, ‘immunocompromised’, ‘mesembryanthemum’, ‘mammectomy’, ‘multimammate’ and ‘mammogram’. But I think I’ll stop there. This is getting very silly but, hey, it’s nearly the weekend.