Banner competition
Suggestions in the comments box. The winner will be showered in glory. A squirt of glory will be directed at the runner up. Judge’s decision is final.
RESULTS: Before this story disappears off the bottom of the page, here are the results of the banner competition. It was a close-run thing, as the standard of entries was extremely consistent.
The winner is Chris for:
Pakistani hands free pissing team
And the runner up is Andy Gilmour for:
How’s My Protesting? Call 1-800-Outrage
A shower and a squirt of glory goes to those two, respectively.
The banner actually says:
WE PROTEST AGAINST THE BIGGEST EVIL OF THE WORLD SATAN SALMAN RUSHDI ON BEING CALLED “SIR” – FROM JAMIAT TALABA ARABIA MULTAN
“Buy one, get one free” on all deodorant at Tesco this week!!!
PENNY FOR THE GUY!
This is an outrage. We specifically asked for blow-up GOATS – not inflatable GHOSTS!
I want my MTV
Bill Stickers is innocent!
Looking at how they’re holding their arms, it can only be, “It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A…”
“Pakistani Hands Free Pissing Team”
Bloke in blue on right needs more practice (or a bigger cock).
Madonna Fan Club of Multan
Give Jihad a Chance
Your Company’s Name in This Space: contact http://www.outraged-of-multan.com
How’s My Protesting? Call 1-800-Outrage
If You’re Outraged And You Know It, Raise Your Hands!
will any of those do?
Give us the sword Queenie. We’ll knight him for you.
“We want our foreskins back!”
MY OTHER BANNER IS A SECULARIST
Vote Osama.
Turn the banner (using Photoshoppery) into a giant cheque from the Islamic Bank of Saudi Arabia.
Your scratchy beard/Impresses Allah./But gorgeous virgins/Never follah…
Burma Shave
“All fatwas now 3 FOR THE PRICE OF 2 at Waterstone’s, Lahore!”
Simple Simon says “Put your hands in the air”.
“OUTLANDAH! WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!”
“Welcome Home Dad!”
“Hospital Escapee’s…UNITE” (reference to those horrible robes)
“Welcome to Pakistan Justin Timberlake” (The guy on the right is saying ‘this should get us noticed for SURE’ and then he squeals like a prepubescent girl)
“KWIK-E-MART SALE NOW ON”
Lost: sense of humour. If found, please call Lahore, 212 3184
We didn’t murder Bob Woolmer!
You put your left leg in…….
Hope it’s chips, it’s chips,
We hope it’s chips it’s chips….
‘Lahore stretcher bearers require more extensive training’
Bates Out!
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