It really does belittle the Christian faith and if something like this was produced about the Prophet Muhammad there would be a riot.

Thus spake Barry someone or other, the Archbishop of Wales. Can we clear this up – not that it requires it for MWW readers, but I’ll have a try anyway. Is this what’s known as a category error? He argues one thing for one thing and something else for another? I mean, yes, there would be a riot if it were about that old paedophile from the seventh century, but that doesn’t diminish our right to criticise, analyse, ridicule or pastiche that religion. The fact that Christians are less likely (virtually unlikely) to act in similar fashion doesn’t, equally, mean we have a greater reason to ridicule etc. that religion. That, Barry, Your Grace, old chum, me old mucker, doesn’t hang together. People don’t criticise the turbaned one because they fear the possible (likely) violent repercussions, and their feelings against the religion have nothing to do with it.

And Stephen should know. He is in regular and direct communication with the Almighty Creator of the universe and Saviour of mankind, after all. He lives in Carmarthen.

Oi, Monitor, watch it! I live near Carmarthen, and it’s an OK place. But Stevie baby has not been in touch with me, no – regular and direct or not! Mind you, it’s the sort of place where people do get into communication with the Almighty. Must be the excellent quality of the sheep shit that makes the manure that fertilises the ground that grows the pot that West Wales is somewhat famous for – or was.

I got half way through it and thought to myself: Stephen you really do need to get yourself a woman.

Also, blasphemy is particularly about ‘dissing’ any ‘Big G’ not one particular bastard off-spring of His.

Christians do seem to have this problem about putting Jesus before their god.

A bit like worhsipping the monkey rather than the organ grinder.

Brilliant, just brilliant!

Which, of course, is simply not true. While his apparent inability to take on board the fact that he’s not going to win this one clearly does not bode well for his intelligence, I cannot imagine that he is so crapulently imbecilic that he doesn’t understand that the same actor who plays an infantile coprophiliac in the first half, plays Jesus in the second half.

I can’t shift the image of Green sitting through “Escape From Alcatraz” and constantly screaming “WHERE’S HIS ORANG-UTAN?”, or yelling “SHAAAAAARK! SHAAAAAARK!” all through “Marathon Man”. And I dread to think what he makes of top BBC afternoon soap “Doctors”, starring Our Lord Jesus Christ Himself, Mr Robert Powell.