OMG – it’s a gay Jesus porn film!

July 5th, 2008 by Monitor

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The Freethinker carries the shocking scoop that the British Board of Film Classification has approved for release an uncut version of a pornographic movie featuring the gay sex adventures of the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty. It was given an R18 rating.

Pasio, directed by Matthias Von Fistenberg and starring Danny Fox, is bound to raise passions among the faithful. When they find out about it.

We predict the reactions will be negative.


11 Responses to “OMG – it’s a gay Jesus porn film!”

  1. Philip Hunt says:
    05/Jul/2008 at 8:28 am

    Maybe Stephen Green can try to get it banned — oh no he can’t, he hasn’t got any money left.

  2. Michael Cohen says:
    05/Jul/2008 at 11:14 am

    This will certanly rub salt in the pius wounds of Stephen Green.

  3. jr says:
    05/Jul/2008 at 11:29 am

    von Fistenberg? is this a spoof?

  4. wolf says:
    05/Jul/2008 at 12:50 pm

    Finally, Jesus will get nailed the correct way.

  5. berto says:
    05/Jul/2008 at 4:07 pm

    jesus fucking christ!

  6. luxxnn says:
    06/Jul/2008 at 11:53 am

    hahaha wat a comment by wolf hahaha great… von Fistenberg…seriously… fucking creative haha 😀

  7. Ken says:
    06/Jul/2008 at 12:15 pm

    I just can’t wait for the fun to start…

  8. Yankee Doodle says:
    06/Jul/2008 at 3:18 pm

    The most shocking thing about this video (based on the website) is that the DVD will cost US$60 plus shipping!

  9. masked grappler says:
    07/Jul/2008 at 11:30 am

    All we need now is for some gay blokes to make a mohammed film. It could be called ‘In an Imam’…

  10. luxxnn says:
    08/Jul/2008 at 1:33 pm

    haha nice idea… mister DIRECTOR 😀 maybe you should phone stefen spielberg 😀

    Ask him to make a gayporn of mohammed 😀

  11. masked grappler says:
    09/Jul/2008 at 11:22 am

    Or maybe a gay mohammed watersports film ‘Piss Be Upon Him’?