Emily Mapfuwa never visited Jesus’ penis exhibition
As reported in The Freethinker, Emily Mapfuwa, the offended Christian trying to prosecute the Baltic art gallery for exhibiting a Jesus-with-a-penis statue, never actually attended the exhibition.
She just read about it in the papers. Probably The Sun, which illustrated its story with completely different statue of Jesus-with-a-penis from a completely different exhibition.
So it is likely that she’s prosecuting the gallery for exhibiting something they didn’t exhibit, in an exhibition she never attended.
Jesus died for her, you know.
“Jesus died for her, you know.”
and he’ll be turning in his grave!
So in effect, this knob imagines she saw a knob on a fantasy bloke she imagines frequently at an exhibition she imagines she’s been to, and imagines she ought to be offended….
…and a lot of public time and money was wasted on a court case..I imagine!
I don’t understand, Emily. Are you saying that Jesus didn’t have a penis??
Usually saying that someone is without said appendage (‘d*ckless’ comes to mind) is generally a put-down. Interesting that you would want to put down your Lord and Saviour.