Polish Catholics against Madonna
What, again? Yes, every Madonna tour upsets Christians of one ilk or another. This time Polish Catholics are up in arms, trying to get the Warwaw leg of her Sticky and Sweet tour cancelled.
Not only is her show “anti-Christian”, but it is also scheduled for August 15th – and we all know what day that is, don’t we?
No? Why it’s the Assumption of Mary, you heathen swine! That’s the day that Jesus’ mummy died and got scooped up to heaven, body and soul. Clearly you can’t have a rival “Madonna” prancing about in stage in fishnets while pious Catholics are busy celebrating this most holy of miracles.
Have you no respect for other people’s deeply held religious beliefs?
Anyway, if they can’t get it banned, they’re going to “stifle Madonna” with a picket.