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The Pope shall be sodomised in Hell

The Times brings us the barely believable news that an Italian comedian is being prosecuted for making an unflattering prophecy about the fate of Pope Benedict the Whatever.

At an anti-Vatican rally in Rome, comedian Sabina Guzzanti suggested that

within 20 years the Pope will be where he ought to be — in Hell, tormented by great big poofter devils, and very active ones, not passive ones

She now faces prosecution for “offending the honour of the sacred and inviolable person” of the pope, under the 1929 Lateran Treaty between Italy and the Vatican, which stipulates that an insult to the Pope carries the same penalty as an insult to the Italian President. At the time, the President was Mussolini.

Yet another example of Catholics not only being unable to take a joke, but also unwilling to face up to reality. Because the truth of the matter is, Pope Benedict the Whatever will end up in an eternal post-death torture chamber being buggered by demons. It’s a cold, hard fact.

(Hat tip, Butterflies and Wheels)