Opus Dei complains to BBC

Waking the Dead, BBC’s award-winning drama, has sparked the fury of the sinister uber-Catholic organisation Opus Dei. Tuesday’s episode, titled “The Fall” featured a murder investigation of an Opus Dei devotee, sparking the accusation that the BBC portrayed the group as “pious hypocrites and murderers bent on acquiring wealth and power”.

Spokesman Jack Valero said:

Members of Opus Dei are Catholics, they are not going around killing people, having sex with married people and making money.

Apparently he didn’t even crack a smile!

The Mail has the full story.


5 Responses to “Opus Dei complains to BBC”

  1. Kate says:

    Nor are they members of the government intent on getting their church an opt-out clause from equality legislation by underhand means. Oh, hang on…

  2. Nick says:

    So are they having sex with unmarried people or just trying to get thier cocks out of a choirboys arse.

  3. Chemical says:

    “Members of Opus Dei are Catholics, they are not going around killing people, having sex with married people and making money.”

    Well, I’m not going to join them then!

  4. Andrew Nixon says:

    Members of Opus Dei don’t have sex with married people? Not even if they’re married?

  5. Tiger Dunc says:

    I’ve read the Da Vinci Code. I know the truth. Imagine a life with no sense of humour. What a load of toss pots. (You become a tosspot by not having sex with people).