The Rescuers

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In an operation reminiscent of an episode of the A-Team, a group of Sikhs from Leamington Spa bravely invaded a wedding in Slough to rescue their Holy Book from certain contamination by the presence of cigarettes, alcohol, and meat.

The Respect to Guru Granth Sahibji Campaign (no website as yet, apparently) is led by Jaswinder “Hannibal” Singh Ubhi, who explained that they would not tolerate the use of the holy book in “social venues”.

We will use any means whatsoever to stop this happening. All we had to do was make sure we got the holy book and got the hell out of there to the nearest temple and restored the book to its rightful place.

They flattened a priest in the process – obviously a small price to pay when the purity of your magic book is at stake.


5 Responses to “The Rescuers”

  1. The A-Team… with beards!

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  2. tom p says:

    that turban really suits the face.

  3. Monitor says:

    Can’t say the same for Murdoch, the crazy fool.

  4.  annoyed says:

    have u ppl gt nothin better to do with ur time.

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