Spoof Xians for Springer
An international football match and bad weather meant that the number of demonstrators, both pro- and anti-JS:TO, was down on Monday’s turnout. But the event was livened by the presence of a handful of “Spoof Christians” handing out leaflets condemning the fact that the performers in JS:TO were wearing clothes made of two kinds of material.
The handout, produced by the Real Evangelical Christian Truth of Unorthodox Martyrs, reads:
Do you not know that some of the cast are wearing garments made of polycotton* on a nightly basis as the show tours the UK, insulting our Lord with their mixed fibre filth in venues throughout the UK. Have they not read the Lord’s word!!!?? The Bible is clear:
“..You shall not let your cattle breed with a different kind. You shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor shall you wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.” – Leviticus 19:19
Urging true Christians to boycott the show, it concludes:
Don’t be drawn into the fiery pits of hell by watching these vile sinners. Or, if you do, call on them to repent or something.
You can download a copy of the pamphlet here (Word doc).
Roger, our MWW informer, reports that Stephen “Dog Shit” Green, the prominent Christian think tank, was not present. So he missed the banners intended for him, which read “Christian Voice: Bigotry is so much easier with God on your side” and “Literal bible interpretation is a sure-fire way to hell on earth”.