Xmas Caption Competition

The cover of December’s Freethinker is graced with this wonderful photograph – the subject of its Xmas caption competition. We thought MWW readers, witty buggers that they are, might like to have a crack at winning the prize, so we asked editor Barry Duke for permission to post it here, and he kindly agreed.

1st prize – a copy of I Think the Nurses are Stealing my Clothes: The Very Best of Linda Smith, a compilation of the late comedian’s funniest quotes.
2 runners up prizes – a year’s subscription to The Freethinker

Deadline for entries is Jan 15, 2007. Send yours to
Freethinker Caption Contest
PO Box 234,

Or email them to FTeditor(AT)aol.com

You might as well post them in the comments here too.

12 Responses to “Xmas Caption Competition”

  1. Greg says:

    Following extensive testing at the nearby Catholic priest convention. The inventer of the first x-ray camera quickly decided that this world was not ready for his scientific discovery…

  2. Nick says:

    BA Pilot takes piss out of company jewellery policy

  3. Kate says:

    Nadia Eweida reveals just why BA asked her to cover up…

  4. Andrew Nixon says:

    I was trying to think of something involving “hung on a cross” but couldn’t so I came up with this:

    “Catholic church embarrased when new cardinal reveals he is Ron Jeremy’s brother.”

  5. Rhys says:

    “Does my bum look big in this?”

  6. Andy Gilmour says:

    “Hey, whaddya think that chick meant when she said I was compensatin’ for somethin’ ?”

    “The last known picture of Bob on his E.X.I.T. all-inclusive Iranian beach holiday.”

    “I’m saving myself for marriage…”

    “Living proof that evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

  7. martyn says:

    Another attempt by christians to swim the channel looks doomed from the start.

  8. Dave Taylor says:

    Holier than thou!


    Meet Reverend R Sole Snr, he’s from Texas!

  9. Joe says:

    “If only I knew I’d end up here I’d have told God to shove that crucifiction plan where he hasn’t let there be light.”

  10. Sam says:

    “Is that Mr T over there!?”

  11. Sam says:

    Jesus finnaly finds his missing bike lock.

  12. ken wilkinson says:

    caption-“What`s wrong with you lot,haven`t you seen a cross your heart bra before”