Getting in a hoohaa

Stage play The Vagina Monolouges has been renamed in Florida after a single complaint over the title.

It will now be known as the “Hoohaa Monolouges” after a woman complained that she was “offended” when her niece asked her what a vagina was. Hoohaa is a child slang word for vagina. The BBC article does not mention how old the niece was.

The play is being staged by a group of law students who plan to donate all proceeds to charity. The play’s director is reported to be very unhappy about the name change.

MWW wonders how the woman in question would have reacted had she heard the “Reclaiming cunt” section of the play!

9 Responses to “Getting in a hoohaa”

  1. Tiger Dunc says:

    What’s a cunt?

  2. Andrew Nixon says:

    See Stephen Green for an example.

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  3. Tiger Dunc says:

    Thanks Andrew, that’s why I lined it up. No one could resist such an obvious shot.

  4. Nick says:

    My whole life has changed. Next time I see a 1950’s Western film or anything involving a rodeo (which I try to avoid) and they shout out HOOHAA….. see the problem?

  5. …though it works surprisingly well with Scent of a Woman.

  6. Andy Gilmour says:

    I’m getting my Yankeeee euphimisms confused – in South Park, didn’t Cartman’s mom explain sex by saying something along the lines of:

    “then the man puts his hoo-haa-diddy in the woman’s cha-cha”??

    Probably faulty memory on my part.

  7. Nick says:

    I wish this had been explained to me a few months ago. I thought a “cha-cha” was a ladies back bottom and this explains the court order I have banning me from ballroom dancing. Don’t do fuck all that may offend anyone!!!!

  8. martyn says:

    “What’s a cunt? See Stephen Green for an example. Sorry, couldn’t resist.”

    How very dare you! A cunt is useful, whereas a dogshit green serves no purpose whatsoever