Suggestions in the comments box. The winner will be showered in glory. A squirt of glory will be directed at the runner up. Judge’s decision is final.
RESULTS: Before this story disappears off the bottom of the page, here are the results of the banner competition. It was a close-run thing, as the standard of entries was extremely consistent.
The winner is Chris for:
Pakistani hands free pissing team
And the runner up is Andy Gilmour for:
How’s My Protesting? Call 1-800-Outrage
A shower and a squirt of glory goes to those two, respectively.