Banner competition

caption competition

Suggestions in the comments box. The winner will be showered in glory. A squirt of glory will be directed at the runner up. Judge’s decision is final.

RESULTS: Before this story disappears off the bottom of the page, here are the results of the banner competition. It was a close-run thing, as the standard of entries was extremely consistent.

The winner is Chris for:

Pakistani hands free pissing team

And the runner up is Andy Gilmour for:

How’s My Protesting? Call 1-800-Outrage

A shower and a squirt of glory goes to those two, respectively.


24 Responses to “Banner competition”

  1. Monitor says:

    The banner actually says:
    WE PROTEST AGAINST THE BIGGEST EVIL OF THE WORLD SATAN SALMAN RUSHDI ON BEING CALLED “SIR” – FROM JAMIAT TALABA ARABIA MULTAN

  2. Yu Muss B'joking says:

    “Buy one, get one free” on all deodorant at Tesco this week!!!

  3. BSE says:

    PENNY FOR THE GUY!

  4. bazmeister says:

    This is an outrage. We specifically asked for blow-up GOATS – not inflatable GHOSTS!

  5. sean says:

    I want my MTV

  6. Marc says:

    Bill Stickers is innocent!

  7. Andrew Nixon says:

    Looking at how they’re holding their arms, it can only be, “It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A…”

  8. Chris says:

    “Pakistani Hands Free Pissing Team”

    Bloke in blue on right needs more practice (or a bigger cock).

  9. andy Gilmour says:

    Madonna Fan Club of Multan

    Give Jihad a Chance

    Your Company’s Name in This Space: contact http://www.outraged-of-multan.com

    How’s My Protesting? Call 1-800-Outrage

    If You’re Outraged And You Know It, Raise Your Hands!

    will any of those do?

  10. Steve says:

    Give us the sword Queenie. We’ll knight him for you.

  11. engman says:

    “We want our foreskins back!”

  12. Runmentionable says:

    MY OTHER BANNER IS A SECULARIST

  13. Marc says:

    Vote Osama.

  14. Andrew Please says:

    Turn the banner (using Photoshoppery) into a giant cheque from the Islamic Bank of Saudi Arabia.

  15. Your scratchy beard/Impresses Allah./But gorgeous virgins/Never follah…

    Burma Shave

  16. The Judge says:

    “All fatwas now 3 FOR THE PRICE OF 2 at Waterstone’s, Lahore!”

  17. Tiger Dunc says:

    Simple Simon says “Put your hands in the air”.

  18. Big Steve says:

    “OUTLANDAH! WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!”

    “Welcome Home Dad!”

    “Hospital Escapee’s…UNITE” (reference to those horrible robes)

    “Welcome to Pakistan Justin Timberlake” (The guy on the right is saying ‘this should get us noticed for SURE’ and then he squeals like a prepubescent girl)

  19. JM says:

    “KWIK-E-MART SALE NOW ON”

  20. fathertedrules says:

    Lost: sense of humour. If found, please call Lahore, 212 3184

  21. Tiger Dunc says:

    We didn’t murder Bob Woolmer!

  22. Tiger Dunc says:

    You put your left leg in…….

  23. martyn says:

    Hope it’s chips, it’s chips,
    We hope it’s chips it’s chips….

    ‘Lahore stretcher bearers require more extensive training’

    Bates Out!

  24. Tim Atkinson says:

    Irritated by an Islamist infestation? Jihadists jumping for your jugular? Then get new FATWA-B-GONE! Special introductory half-price offer. From the company that brought you KNIGHT-U-LIKE.