God’s penis rears its head again
Church goers in Warr Acres, Oaklahoma are outraged that their new crucifix appears to show Christ’s big fat erect penis poking out – balls ‘n’ all – from under his somewhat redundant loincloth.
In fact, the suspected stonker is supposed to be His distended abdomen, painted in the iconographic style of a San Damiano cross. But it seems that most of the members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church are unconvinced, and some have left the parish in dismay.
One visitor said,
I was horrified. I believe in freedom of expression. I believe in artistic freedom. I believe that a church is a holy place, and I certainly don’t want people telling anyone how to worship, but I was shocked, stunned, and if I hadn’t been prepared already, I think I would have just been ill.
I’m already very sensitive because of the pedophilia issue. This doesn’t make it any better
(Hat tip: Nobody’s Business)