Birdshit berates “bondage” Barbie

<b>Filthy Barbie:</b> Filthy, filthy, filthy

Filthy Barbie: Filthy, filthy, filthy


Stephen “Birdshit” Green’s descent into oblivion continues inexorably with The Sun duping him into making silly comments about a plastic doll.

In an attempt to conjure a “storm” out of an innocuous bit of merchandise from Barbie manufacturer Matel, The Sun has dubbed its Black Label (TM) model of DC Comics’ super-heroine Black Canary “S&M Barbie” – and given Green a call for a suitably fundiotic soundbite. It apparently did not tell him the doll was aimed at collectors “aged 14 and over”.

Never one to turn down the opportunity of a column inch or two, the near-bankrupt charity blackmailer was happy to oblige:

Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.

A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.

Maybe she’d be more acceptable to Stephen if she was shrouded in a burka?

Prior to his appearance in The Sun, Green was last spotted by The Guardian:

a lone campaigner stood outside St Mary’s church, Putney. Stephen Green, a haggard and unshaven figure, obsessed and weighed down by the wickedness of modern Britain, handed out leaflets warning of the consequences of same-sex love, while announcing to anyone who would listen: “Homosexuality and sexual immorality is all on a continuum with paedophilia, bestiality, adultery, child-sacrifice. You are saying it is all OK.”

How long before this religion-wrecked human tragedy is sectioned? One almost feels pity for the hate-filled halfwit.

(Thank you Tim)


6 Responses to “Birdshit berates “bondage” Barbie”

  1. Mr Blackett says:

    I wonder if he knows you can take all the clothes off normal Barbies so they’re completely nude. I wonder what he thinks about that. All these young girls having lesbian relationships with molded plastic.

    You can pull their heads off too which proves that lesbian doll nudity leads to plastic figurine decapitation.

    Ban this sick filth. It’s exactly the same as paedophilia.

  2. Dan Factor says:

    “Homosexuality and sexual immorality is all on a continuum with paedophilia, bestiality, adultery, child-sacrifice. You are saying it is all OK.”

    In other words Green is saying homosexuality is on a par with peadeophillia. If you are gay you must be a peadeophile.

    There’s his true feelings for all to see.

  3. sean says:

    ‘Bondage Barbie’ – I’d give her one.

    Ahem, did I type that or just think it?

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  5. alison says:

    Barbie’s design was originally based on Bild Lili’ a mid 1950s German doll marketed as a sex toy for men, and which inspired Ruth Handler to make the first Barbie doll. The doll should have been binned years ago and has always been about as suitable a toy for girls as a Charles Manson figure would be for boys. If the journo had bothered to add that to his research the bondage doll image discussion would have had more credibility.

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